The following conversation occurred in our carport yesterday evening...
Me: I have a baby shower to go to.
Henry: What's a baby shower?
Me: It is a party for someone who is going to have a baby.
Henry: Is it for Miss Angie?
Me: No, Miss Melissa.
Henry: Oh, okay. (has now lost interest)
Ceci: Where do you buy babies?
Me: You don't buy them, God puts them in your belly.
Ceci: Oh.
Henry: Yeah, you eat a lot of food, and then there is a baby in your belly.
Me: Not exactly. When you grow up and get married, God will put a baby in your belly.
Ceci: Where does it come out?
Me: (sweating) Where does it come out? Ummm...
Henry: The hospital!
Me: Yes! The hospital. (whew)
4 comments:
LOL. Logan told Gavin that "you push it out like poo-poo". That answer will suffice for now.
You are proof that one does not need pictures to have an entertaining blog.
i have the perfect book for you! my mom gave it to me about a year ago.. not sure why exactly.. but it's from 1946 a book about How To Explain Sex to Children. lol it's great! i was actually reading it today when i found it in a box i was cleaning out. I was rolling on the floor laughing. it's a must read.
Oh, man. Good job, that was a close one. Thank you, Henry!
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